August 3rd, 2010  | Tags:

Fourth Hole at Mission...1975

You’re not serious about your golf unless your fly is down and you spend so much time searching for your ball on hands and knees in the weeds that your pants need to be patched on both knees. You can offset these indecorous touches with a nice button down sweater, handed down from your grandfather, over a boy-racer t-shirt handed down from your brother. But the best thing, especially when you’re 4 feet tall, is to be swinging as hard as you can and getting full extension through the ball. Sweet.

The Santa Cruz County Cycling Club runs a century ride each summer, the Santa Cruz Mountains Challenge, the latest episode of which happened on Saturday. The SCMC highlights the special features of the county’s roads and cycling culture with a route that takes in both epic climbing (more than 10,000 feet of ascent, a tough profile for a century ride) as well as the Pacific coast off Highway 1 and West Cliff Drive in Santa Cruz.

The full SCMC century (there is also a “metric” option which runs 100 kilometers instead of 100 miles) is a fantastic route. Starting from Scotts Valley High School, it takes in the following Santa Cruz classics:

  • Mountain Charlie Road: I’d never ridden this, although it comes out just a few miles from our house. The day started with a lake of fog covering the coast and lapping up against the foothills, and riding up Mountain Charlie from Scotts Valley brought us out of the fog and into the morning sun with some incredible light effects. Mountain Charlie is narrow and lovely, never very steep, and it brought us up to Skyline above Redwood Estates.
  • Bear Creek Road: This is a road I associate with the ride home from Big Basin, and it’s a tough climb at the end of a long day. But for the SCMC we rode it as a descent from Skyline to Boulder Creek, and it was fast and cold, with the trees blurring by at 35 mph as we dropped slowly into the fog layer.
  • China Grade: China Grade is a famous climb in the region, and it’s a fun and punchy one. It averages about 10% for two miles, and — best of all — it drops you off on Highway 236 above Big Basin State Park, ready to bomb through the curvy descent to park headquarters. This was only my second trip up China Grade, but I’ve loved it both times; it’s short, steep, narrow, winding, and set in deep trees.
  • Jamison Creek: I heard from long-time local riders that Jamison was the toughest climb in the area, tougher even than Alba Road. The SCMC organizers run this climb as an “embedded time trial”, so, while the SCMC isn’t a race, you do get a time issued for this section, and the organizers publish your name and time on the web after the race. I was thinking as I road up to this section that running a time trial at mile 40 of a mountain century on a 1500 foot climb, most of which is >10%, might not bring out people’s better angels — this was not the time to blow yourself up, with 60 miles and 5,000 feet of climbing still ahead. But in practice it was fine, and the road was steep enough that it didn’t really invite heroic effort…just keeping the bike moving up the hill seemed all people were interested in. My time was 28’52″, for the record. I passed a few people, and I got passed by a few others, including one who did the Yahoo! yodel as he rode by (I wore my purple Yahoo! bike jersey).At the Top of Jamison Creek
  • Bonny Doon Descent and Highway 1: Eventually, we worked our way over to part of the Tour of California route, dropping down Bonny Doon road to Highway 1. The route took us north on Highway 1, into the prevailing headwind, which encouraged the creation of supportive pelotons. I hooked up with two very kind gentlemen who had plenty of leg, and we worked together all the way up into the Swanton Road loop to its concluding climb, at which point they dropped me and I went back to my rich interior life. The ride back down Highway 1 with the tailwind was fast and confidence inspiring, making me think I was pretty tough for being able to bomb down the road at high speed so far into the ride. The views are absurdly beautiful, with the cliffs and the deep, blue Pacific on one side and the coastal range up to the left.
  • Bonny Doon and Smith Grade: At mile 70-something, the route takes you back up Bonny Doon, and although this is not a tough climb — the grade is gentle — the speed was no longer inspiring confidence. I could feel at this point that all the rigorous sitting around I do most days was not ideal preparation for the seventh hour of a century ride. I dropped into granny gear, sunk deeper into my rich interior life, and hoped that no one would recognize me as I limped up to Smith Grade. This part of the route was new to me, and it was a bit of a surprise how much climbing remained when we turned to Smith Grade from Bonny Doon. Three fellow riders asked me, at different points on that section, how much more uphill remained.
  • Santa Cruz: Of course, the SCMC route has to take you down West Cliff Drive and the postcard views of the beeches, surf, and boardwalk that you get on that famous stretch of road. There is never a bad time to ride in Santa Cruz, and even 90 miles into the century it was easy to get lost in the activity of the town and the beautiful setting. At this point, my Garmin watch was done for the day, but the last 12 miles back up to Scotts Valley were the least spectacular section, in any case.

The cycling club does a wonderful job with the event, and there was plenty of fruit, gatorade, and Cytomax at the snacking stations (as well as other good snacks for the non-Celiac, non-vegetarian riders). All of the SCCC volunteers were kind and supportive, including the three women who rang cowbells at the finish line every time a rider made it to the end.

In the high school cafeteria at the end of the ride, the organizers set up a slide show and played a loop of snapshots set to Carmina Burana. Celiac made for a good excuse to skip the end-of-ride burrito and go straight for the blueberry ice cream (which was delicious).

2x

June 4th, 2010  | Tags:

When you listen to an audiobook on an iPod, the default scanning speed is, of course, “1x,” which means that the audio plays at normal speed. But there is also a “2x” button that allows you to play the audio back twice as fast as it was recorded — without changing the pitch. It takes a little while to get used to the increased pace, and there are some unnatural tonal artifacts that sound strange, but when you’re listening to an educational book or anything you want to get through quickly it’s incredibly efficient. After a few minutes, the artificiality falls away and your ear and brain make the adjustment on the fly.

But then you find yourself throughout the day stuck in normal-speed conversations, and sometimes you start looking at people’s foreheads and wishing you could find that little 2x button.

Reading Candice Millard’s The River of Doubt, I have discovered more superfluous evidence that I am a colossal pansy. She writes about Teddy Roosevelt giving a speech during the presidential campaign:

Roosevelt, still famously energetic at fifty-four, greeted his admirers with characteristic vigor, pumping his left arm in the air like a windmill. His right arm, however, hung motionless at his side. The last time Roosevelt had given a speech—just two weeks earlier, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin—he had been shot in the chest by a thirty-six-year-old New York bartender named John Schrank, a Bavarian immigrant who feared that Roosevelt’s run for a third term was an effort to establish a monarchy in the United States. Incredibly, Roosevelt’s heavy army overcoat and the folded fifty-page manuscript and steel spectacle-case he carried in his right breast pocket had saved his life, but the bullet had plunged some five inches deep, lodging near his rib cage. That night, whether out of an earnest desire to deliver his message or merely an egotist’s love of drama, Roosevelt had insisted on delivering his speech to a terrified and transfixed audience. His coat unbuttoned to reveal a bloodstained shirt, and his speech held high so that all could see the two sinister-looking holes made by the assailant’s bullet, Roosevelt had shouted, “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose!”

“Sorry, Nancy, I forgot to duck” may be glib, but Teddy didn’t bother to stop the speech he was giving. Doctors left the bullet inside him; ‘in later years, when asked about the bullet inside him, Roosevelt would say, “I do not mind it anymore than if it were in my waistcoat pocket.”‘[wikipedia]

May 22nd, 2010  | Tags:

Urgent-care receptionist: “You don’t look so great.”

Me: “Unfortunately, this is just how I look.”

Doctor: “You don’t look so great.”

Me: “I get that a lot. Is there a pill for that?”

Doctor: “That would be above my pay grade. So, you have Yellow Fever and H1N1 symptoms after being vaccinated last week, your teeth are chattering although it’s 75° in here, there’s a burning sensation when you urinate, and your urine smells like sulfur?”

Me: “Mild burning.”

Doctor: “This couldn’t wait until Monday?”

May 17th, 2010  | Tags:

Some notes from a recent presentation on HTML5, CSS3, and other current proposals that are starting to see real world browser implementations — serves as a starter linkography for reading up on recent developments.

[download slides/12MB PDF]

The Specification

HTML

CSS

Client-side JavaScript

Server-side JavaScript

More Reading

Demo Apps

  • EveryTimeZone.com: This application by Amy Hoy and Thomas Fuchs uses CSS 3 transitions and transformations; it uses the Application Cache to allow the application to run offline and be bookmarked to the iPhoneOS desktop. It uses proprietary Apple-specific extensions to define icons for use on the iPhoneOS desktop.
  • The Man from Hollywood: Tyler Gaw describes his demo as follows: “The Man From Hollywood is a kinetic type animation using only HTML, CSS and Javascript. All of the animation is done using Webkit CSS transition, transforms, as well as standard CSS properties. Javascript just acts as a helper to turn CSS classnames on and off at the appropriate times. All of the content you see on the demo is HTML and CSS, no images were used. The audio clip is scene from the movie Four Rooms.”
  • Firefox Download Statistics: Vector map created in SVG; live sparklines and download points rendered in Canvas.
  • Coverflow Pattern Implemented for iPhoneOS Safari: Charles Ying’s “CSS-VFX” library demo — iPhoneOS-only, best viewed in an iPhone in landscape orientation.
  • Snowstack Flickr Mashup for iPhone OS: Charles Ying’s photostack demo — iPhoneOS-only.

Sempervirens Point

From Holy City down to Lexington, up Black Road to Summit and then over to Hwy. 9. Down Hwy. 9 to 236 to loop through Big Basin and through to Boulder Creek. Quick jog up to Bear Creek Road to go over the hill back to Lexington, then back up Old Santa Cruz to Holy City. No problem.

April 19th, 2010  | Tags:

The hills above PCH south of Point Lobos are covered with poppies, lupine, larkspur, and deep green grass after a good series of early spring rains.

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April 18th, 2010  | Tags:

Weekend lovefest with the Madone.

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April 18th, 2010  | Tags:

After ordering a variety of items (no more than 1 of each item) on the Apple Store recently, I got the following email from Apple:

To ensure that all customers are given equal opportunity to acquire this product we have limited the amount available per customer. Therefore, this order has been cancelled.

Upon calling Apple’s Customer Care line, I was told that my order had been summarily cancelled because Apple believed I was ordering one of the items to resell it rather than for personal use. They suggested trying to place the order again but to use a different shipping address. (What?)

I’m no MBA, but accusing your customers of fraud seems like an odd approach. Your products have to be a LOT better than the competition at that point…and maybe they are today, but will they maintain that gap?

When lifetime Macolytes start rooting against Apple, that can’t be a good sign.

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